Stop posting adorable pictures of adorable animals!

I am stuck on Tumblr in a never-ending awwwwwww cycle.

I HAVE A LIFE, DAMMIT.

Wait, no I don’t.

Continue.

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Horrible Advice For People With No Friends

laughterkey:

Are you a nerd who likes falling asleep to white noise? 

Here’s 24 hours of the Star Trek TNG Enterprise at idle, for your sleeping pleasure. 

edwardspoonhands:

tastefullyoffensive:

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Well, Axe Body Spray was invented by the same company as Dove, which is all about the power of women’s self-image and health….sooooo….

edwardspoonhands:

tastefullyoffensive:

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Well, Axe Body Spray was invented by the same company as Dove, which is all about the power of women’s self-image and health….sooooo….

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